Recently, a meteorite crashed onto the roof of the high school. There were very few witnesses, and fewer were identified. The event happened the night of September 16, 2024, around midnight. The meteorite was unable to be measured.
To maintain privacy, so people do not think they are crazy, the real names of the witnesses are replaced with ridiculous codenames. Some of the witnesses claim that the meteorite acted like a giant rock person.
“After it crashed, it stood up. It was vaguely human-shaped. I shone my flashlight at it, so I got some very vague ‘details.’ It seemed to have hair flowing in the wind. Once it noticed me staring, it took off with huge wings out of proportion for its body.” Grumpy Shrimp, one of the witnesses, declared.
Others, such as Grumpy Shrimp’s friends and a few others who saw the event, either saw the same thing as Grumpy Shrimp or saw something very similar. One witness, Plum Pudding, saw the event from a distance.
“I was in the elementary parking lot when I heard a strange crash, so I ran onto the sidewalk. I saw something crash onto the roof of the high school. I stood shocked, I didn’t even run. Then, the thing seemed to move! And then it shot back out into the sky…” Plum Pudding claimed.
The roof was fixed by an unidentified group of students who had seen the meteorite sometime before school. This strange occurrence has never happened before, and very few people knew it happened. There are about 12 identified witnesses, none of whom are teachers or other members of the school staff. This means that we don’t have a lot of information about this event.
However, the meteorite caused very little damage and caused no harm to anyone, so it can probably be assumed that it will not cause any damage in the future. It is very unlikely this event will happen again.
This story is definitely true, and there were definitely people who saw it. Just kidding! It was funny, though, right?
